A Homemade Porno and a Reluctant Audience

A few weeks ago, an unsuspecting teenage girl accidentally texted my wife's cell phone. Unbeknown to this girl, there are folks out there who will play along and pretend to be people that they clearly aren't. Bekki is one of those folk.

Miss Lovelace: How's that new camera of yours working?

Bekki: Pretty good. Why?

Miss Lovelace: I'm thinking of getting one.

Bekki: I used it just last night to videotape myself.

Miss Lovelace: Cool. Did the picture turn out alright?

Bekki: Yeah, I filmed myself masturbating. LOL

Miss Lovelace: TMI.

Bekki: Do you wanna see it?

Miss Lovelace: No thanks. Maybe Richard does.

Bekki: Do you think Richard is trustworthy?

Miss Lovelace: I don't know. He's your boyfriend.

Bekki: It's a really good video.

Miss Lovelace: Once again, show Richard, not me.

Bekki: Alright, well tell me if you change your mind.

Miss Lovelace: Bye.

Bekki: Bye.