Thursday, December 10, 2009

Joy Behar Discusses Tiger Woods and His Many Goomahs


The Joy Behar Show is a staple in my house. Which makes it no surprise that I get the majority of my news through Mrs. Behar. Last night, for instance, I learned of the new reality tv show airing on Mtv titled Jersey Shore. The original working title of the show was Guido Beach, but was met with resistance from the National Italian American Foundation for purveying racial stereotypes of Italian Americans. Hopefully Mtv will accept the script I submitted for a reality show titled No Speaka da Inglesh, where a group of Hispanic migrant farmers apply for medicaid.

Race was the dominant theme on the Joy Behar Show last night. The next topic of discussion was Mr. Tiger Woods and his preference in women. The black community is outraged over Tiger's choice in mistresses. No, seriously. Apparently Tiger cheating with 12 white bimbos has more to do with him hating his black side than with the lack of black women in his particular social circle. I wonder if their were more golf courses in New Jersey if Mr. Woods would ever shack up with a 'Guido'? They're a little darker than his normal pick, but I'm sure they're equally as shallow.

2 comments:

Katherine said...

http://video1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/12/tiger-woods-wife-outrun-video-game.swf

It's silly, but I couldn't help but play this game. Sometimes you have to help Tiger dodge a baby.

Also, one has to wonder what the reaction from the black female community would be if Tiger Woods cheated on his white wife with black women. Would it still be a story about race? Would we all have to sit through ridiculous amounts of redundant information about the infidelity of one of the sports world's most recognizable celebrity? Maybe the black community would decide not to call him one of their own. The media may even deem it necessary to break down his race to 1/4 Thai, 1/4 Chinese, 1/8 Native American, 1/8 Dutch, and 1/4 black. Or would it be a blip in the radar similar to the infidelities of certain politicians that bump uglies with people who are not their spouses.

Anonymous said...

well joy sure has a way with words. i am sure there is a special seat in hell reserved for her.